itsMurder

How to manage people.

  • Boss: get that email, bitch?
  • Me: yeah
  • Me: working on it right now
  • Boss: kthxbai.
  • Me: roger
  • Boss: utf8? meta or Content-Type?
  • Me: say what?
  • Me: oh you mean why it's still being a fucker with that stuff
  • Me: working on that
  • Boss: are you using the charset utf8?
  • Boss: ah?
  • Me: it's gotta be something with the server
  • Boss: I meant or
  • Me: everything else is A-OK
  • Boss: cool
  • Me: you know aside from all the polish we didn't put on it because we didn't have time
  • Boss: exACTly
  • Me: not that I am noticing
  • Boss: fuckers
  • Boss: oh, you'll notice
  • Me: yeah
  • Me: it sucks
  • Boss: especially when it's really live
  • Me: I'm seeing like every fucking thing
  • Me: and it blows goat nads
  • Me: and not the soft velvety kind
  • Boss: sometimes I say nards instead of nads
  • Boss: funnier
  • Boss: I know
  • Me: yeah your right
  • Boss: you're talking stubbly
  • Me: that 'r' catches you off guard
  • Me: ok back to it
  • Boss: comedy
  • Boss: bye

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