How to manage people.
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Boss:
get that email, bitch?
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Me:
yeah
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Me:
working on it right now
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Boss:
kthxbai.
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Me:
roger
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Boss:
utf8? meta or Content-Type?
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Me:
say what?
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Me:
oh you mean why it's still being a fucker with that stuff
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Me:
working on that
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Boss:
are you using the charset utf8?
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Boss:
ah?
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Me:
it's gotta be something with the server
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Boss:
I meant or
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Me:
everything else is A-OK
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Boss:
cool
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Me:
you know aside from all the polish we didn't put on it because we didn't have time
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Boss:
exACTly
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Me:
not that I am noticing
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Boss:
fuckers
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Boss:
oh, you'll notice
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Me:
yeah
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Me:
it sucks
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Boss:
especially when it's really live
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Me:
I'm seeing like every fucking thing
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Me:
and it blows goat nads
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Me:
and not the soft velvety kind
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Boss:
sometimes I say nards instead of nads
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Boss:
funnier
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Boss:
I know
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Me:
yeah your right
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Boss:
you're talking stubbly
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Me:
that 'r' catches you off guard
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Me:
ok back to it
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Boss:
comedy
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Boss:
bye
Posted on Friday August 14th